John Francis Bongiovi (aka Jon Bon Jovi)

Jeremy Clarkson

It's World Book Day today. On this day, The Guardian feature an article guiding those in need on "what to read to impress a date".

I was pleased to read that a survey conducted found that, "a third of women would be "actually physically repulsed" by a man seen reading The World According to Clarkson".

So there you have it. Jeremy Clarkson, or...



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Moustache...

Madonna Ciccone

Fluoridated Water

Rod Stewart

Lily Allen

Tom comes through for us again... Good choice of picture.

Sean Connery

Doesn't make the most sense but I just really wanted to use this picture.